The Lakers Already Told LiAngelo Ball That He Will Not Be On Their Summer League Team
LaVar Ball next time he sees Magic Johnson (I feel like Magic is always shirtless when he’s in the LA sun):
Welp back to the salt shoe mines for LiAngelo Ball! If the Biggest Baller couldn’t use Lonzo’s future free agency as a hostage/bargaining chip to get LiAngelo a spot on even the Lakers Summer League team, I guess Gelo has as good a chance playing in the NBA as I do. It turns out getting buckets in Lithuania doesn’t trump the red flag of sparking an international incident for stealing some fucking sunglasses and sucking at basketball.
LaVar’s power move coming up short likely because of the way he acts definitely has the his ass in the jackpot now, especially since LaVar was already spinzoning LiAngelo not getting drafted as being okay if he performed in the Summer League.
So where does this lead us? Hopefully to a LaVar vs. The Lakers fight that always seems like a possibility, despite the mere thought of a battle through the media causing Magic Johnson to stop smiling for even a second makes me sad inside. Maybe if/when LeBron signs with the Lakers, he will say he wants no part of Lonzo and/or LaVar and this will all be taken care of overnight. LaVar was even setting the scene for that scenario.
Which obviously means I am already dreaming of LaVar and Lonzo in my life. Give me Lonzo, Gelo, AND Melo tomorrow. Yeah I know the Knicks seem to be building something with youth. But Lonzo could be very good, and no matter what, the Knicks will always devolve into a circus. We might as well have fun at this circus with an outside shot of everything actually working out, right? Gelo would put butts in the seats at the County Center and Melo, well I don’t know what the fuck Melo will be at the next level, but he will definitely piss people off. #BBBinNYC